PR and I had a nice little conversation last night after her bath. Here’s how it went: PR: “LB’s not a big girl yet because she doesn’t wear big girl underwear. She’s still a baby.” Me: “She’s not as big as you, but she’s not a baby anymore.” PR: “Wouldn’t it be so cute and…
If there is one thing that I have learned in the past four years, through two pregnancies and being a mom of two kids, it’s that there are far too many sources of advice, tips, do’s and don’ts and just basic overall guidance on the journey from seeing those two pink lines to having to…
I wish that I could write down or remember everything that Princess Rapunzel says. The things that she says make me laugh every day. Here are a few recent faves from her. Sometimes she is a bit too literal: Little Boo: “Cut it out!” Princess Rapunzel: “I can’t cut it out. I don’t have scissors.…
There are lots of ways to be an amazing wife. This is just one hypothetical idea. That I made up. Just now. If your husband were to call you three times before you even had gotten out of the house in the morning to let you know that he got to work and realized that…
Me: “Princess Rapunzel, please put that back where you took it from.” Princess Rapunzel: “No!” Me: “Don’t say no to me! Do you want to lose your show tonight?” Princess Rapunzel: “No, I don’t.” Me: “Ok, then please don’t say no to me.” Princess Rapunzel: “But I don’t want to lose my no either. I…
So listen up. I do not like to lose, I do not like to give up, I do not like to fail, and I certainly do not like to be bested by a cheap cut of meat. Ever since the last pot roast, I have felt the need to seriously redeem myself in the kitchen.…
I have recently come to the conclusion that my children believe that once we put them to bed, they are at risk of being forgotten about. Here is some of the evidence that has led me to this realization: 1. Reminders left behind. I’m fairly certain that the girls set aside a certain amount of…
1. Bravo has a lot of housewives. Seriously. There are so many in countless cities and I need to keep up with all of their goings on. I mean… whether they are getting a new plastic surgery, sticking with the fact that they have never had plastic surgery (while they curiously can’t stop looking surprised because…
This week’s grocery shopping trip started out with an unexpected plot twist. When I brought the girls down to say goodbye to Daddy before we headed out on our journey, Princess Rapunzel decided that she wanted to stay home with him and watch football. Interesting turn of events! I pondered this for a moment and…
Princess Rapunzel: “Mama, look at this fish that I have!” Me: “Yeah, that’s a really nice fish! You should ask Little Boo what color it is.” Princess Rapunzel: “Mom! It’s yellow!” Me: “I know that, but I want you to ask LB what color it is.” Princess Rapunzel: “But Mama, it’s yellow!!!” Me: “Yes, I…
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