Buying A Baby Is Expensive

PR and I had a nice little conversation last night after her bath. Here’s how it went: PR: “LB’s not a big girl yet because she doesn’t wear big girl underwear. She’s still a baby.” Me: “She’s not as big as you, but she’s not a baby anymore.” PR: “Wouldn’t it be so cute and…

What’s a dreamcatcher?

Princess Rapunzel: “What’s that thing that you have with the tiny beads on it?’ Me: “Oh, the dreamcatcher?” PR: “Yeah the dreamcatcher.” Me: “It’s for good dreams. I got one for you too.” PR: “You got one for me too? For my room? Will it catch my dreams?” Me: “It stops any nightmares from getting…

You know you’re a mom when…

My friends that don’t have (or don’t yet have) kids often talk about all of the things they don’t-think-they-could-slash-wouldn’t-want-to-handle that typically come along with having kids. These things very often include such items as: Being puked on. Being peed on. Being pooped on. Getting no sleep. Pushing a baby out. The list can go on……