I know what you’re thinking, but no… No, I have not recently been named the next new spokesperson for all things denim. I just write what pops into my head and evidently, I’ve got jeans on the brain! But there’s a story here, so stay with me. Tonight I’m taking you back. All the way…
1. The amazing question answer-er. You have the unbelievable ability to answer 5,684 questions per day and that doesn’t even include the 8,352 follow up clarifying questions and the “but why, Mommy?” that comes after every single one. It is a scientific fact that this many questions would make anyone else’s head pop off. Case…
I have recently come to the conclusion that my children believe that once we put them to bed, they are at risk of being forgotten about. Here is some of the evidence that has led me to this realization: 1. Reminders left behind. I’m fairly certain that the girls set aside a certain amount of…
This week’s grocery shopping trip started out with an unexpected plot twist. When I brought the girls down to say goodbye to Daddy before we headed out on our journey, Princess Rapunzel decided that she wanted to stay home with him and watch football. Interesting turn of events! I pondered this for a moment and…
Once upon a time in November of 2009, my husband was away in Arizona on business and one of my BFFs was having man troubles. Naturally, we did what any twenty-something BFFs would do and planned a girls’ night sleepover at my place. We met at the 99 for dinner. And by dinner, I mean…
Yay for long titles! New fun fact abut me: I hate to leave my kids. I have left them very few times for anything other than going to work. We also really don’t have any family nearby, so don’t have any readily available babysitters waiting in the wings. Because of this, my husband and I…
I’m just kidding. I can’t tell you when you are in labor, but I will tell you about one time when I was in labor. When I went into labor with Little Boo, I had a few things that I needed to get done before heading out to the hospital. I needed to finish watching…
Princess Rapunzel: “Mama, look at this fish that I have!” Me: “Yeah, that’s a really nice fish! You should ask Little Boo what color it is.” Princess Rapunzel: “Mom! It’s yellow!” Me: “I know that, but I want you to ask LB what color it is.” Princess Rapunzel: “But Mama, it’s yellow!!!” Me: “Yes, I…
Disclaimer: Truest may not even be a word. I haven’t checked… I will never forget the moment that I first felt the truest love. It was somewhere between 10:04 pm and 11:00 pm on July 21st, 2010. Princess Rapunzel (who was really only Baby Rapunzel at that time) had a tough delivery and after about…
You guys! My grocery store problems are for realz. This week, we were not five minutes into our shopping experience when Little Boo barfed all over her shirt. Why, you ask? Well, she has a seriously sensitive gag reflex and has been barfing since day one. Thankfully this was not my first time at the…
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